24 Things NOT To Tell a Naked Woman

Comments About Experience

1. “You must be a pro at this.”
2. “I bet you’ve done this plenty of times before.”
3. “You seem really experienced.”
4. “You know your way around, don’t you?”

Remarks on Appearance

1. “When was the last time you shaved down there?”
2. “I didn’t expect you to be this heavy.”
3. “You’re not as unattractive as I imagined.”
4. “I thought you’d be lighter-skinned.”
5. “You’re a bit more hairy than I pictured.”
6. “Those stretch marks are more noticeable up close.”
7. “I didn’t realize your skin was that rough.”
8. “You’re not as bad-looking as I heard.”

Uncomfortable Observations

1. “Can we turn the lights down a bit?”
2. “What’s that smell? It’s kind of strong.”
3. “Is it supposed to feel like that?”
4. “Are they always this droopy?”
5. “Is your hair always this messy?”
6. “Why does it look like that?”

Disrespectful Requests

1. “Hold on, let me take a quick pic.”
2. “Let me grab my phone for a photo.”
3. “Mind if I take a quick selfie with you?”
4. “Does it always taste like this?”
5. “Can you do that thing I saw in a video?”
6. “Can you hurry up? I’ve got somewhere to be.”