Easter and Sex

Have you ever wondered where Easter came from after all the word is not found anywhere in the Bible yet we call it “Easter” why?

There are a number of theories out there all pondering on the origin of the word but many critics and historians reckon the word “Easter” came from the name of a sex goddess (or fertility goddess).

Meet the three fertility sex goddess

Ishtar, the Assyrian/Babylonian fertility sex goddess, Eostre/Ostara, the Germanic fertility sex goddess and Astarte, the Greek/Mesopotamian fertility sex goddess (referred to in the Bible as Asherah or Ashtoreth) are the three fertility sex goddess that the modern day Easter celebration seem to be a conglomeration of various parts and pieces of all three sex goddesses named above.

Easter first started out as a celebration of the Spring Equinox, a time when all of nature is awakened from the slumber of winter and the cycle of renewal begins.

Anglo-Saxon pagans celebrated this time of rebirth by invoking Ēostre or Ostara, the goddess of spring, the dawn, and fertility.

How ancient Easter parties used to go down

In ancient times, fertility was of singular importance to ensure the survival of a species or group of people and what better way to do so than breed like rabbits?

During this time, the children would go outside and hunt for decorated eggs. The eggs were supposed to have come from divine bunnies, which were revered for their ability to rapidly reproduce. It was also thought that rabbits brought forth the light of spring from the sex goddess.

Easter orgies

History has it that worshippers of Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, fertility, and madness, would hold orgies in order to celebrate and evoke the ecstatic state of the son of Zeus.

To celebrate nature’s “rebirth,” the Ango-Saxon pagans would hold festivals in April to honor the Goddess and held lavish sex rituals and full-on orgies.

How you should celebrate Easter

With Easter around the corner, you need to keep the tradition alive. The Easter Bunny sex position is especially ideal for frisky couples on lockdown.

To pull it off, simply have your partner kneel behind you in the classic doggy position, and then lean forward and provide your partner with a deep angle of penetration.

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